just joking

[Jnco]

no riddle today, just a joke

A child sees his grandpa smoking a pipe on the pourch, the child asks, "can I try that?"
Grandpa responds, "Can your dick touch your ass?"
"No"
"Then no, you can't"
A little later the child sees his grandpa chewing tabacoo this time, and once again asks, "can I try that?"
To which the grandpa responds, "can your dick touch your ass yet?"
"No," once again.
"Then no you can't"
A little later, the grandpa goes into the kitchen and sees the child eating cookies, and asks, "can I have some?"
The child asks, "can your dick touch your ass?"
"Yes it can"
"Then go **** yourself, old man!"

[BeniBooB]

[Jnco]

must sleep... but first, poo!
Boy A: "I have some chocolate"
Boy B: "Where did you get it?"
Boy A: "My dog droped it"

[Jnco]

Oh nuts...


An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.
After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's office.
The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, "$165,000". The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman replied that she made bets.
The president was surprised and asked, "What kind of bets?"
The elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square."
The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that.
The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, "Would you like to take my bet?"
"Certainly", replied the president. "I bet you $25,000 that my testicles are not square."
"Done", the elderly woman answered. "But given the amount of money involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness."
"No problem", said the president of the Bank confidently.
That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his  testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over again and again until he was positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet...
The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at the president's office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the president's testicles were square.
The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly.
The president was happy to oblige.
The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked the president if she could touch them. "Of course", said the president. "Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure."
The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that  and she replied,
"Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Bank of Canada!"

[BeniBooB]

hahahahahahahahahahaha

[Damned Medo]

nice

[LovelessAngel]

OMFG that is so cool

[Jnco]

I wish I had this judge...


Two guys get busted for smoking dope, so they have to go into court on a Friday. They go to court and the judge says, "If you can convince more than 5 people to stop doing drugs for the rest of their lives, you won't be sent to jail."
So the two men agree and the judge tells them to come back on Monday. So the two guys come back on Monday and the judge asks how they did. ''I got 17 people to get off drugs,'' says the first guy.
''Wow, how'd you do that?'' asks the judge.
''I used circles. I told them that this large circle is your brain before drugs and this small circle is your brain after drugs."
"Oh, that's nothing!" said the second guy.
"I convinced 156 people to get off drugs."
"Wow! How'd you do that?" asked the judge.
"Well, I used circles too. I told them this small circle is your butthole before prison, and this larger one..."

[Kokingz]

LOL

[LovelessAngel]

Everyone likes circles..LOL 

[Damned Medo]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.............man that was long

[LovelessAngel]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.............man that was long

oh wow medo was able to read that ..

[X]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha roflmao

[LovelessAngel]

Just something I found around my house lol


FOR HUSBANDS OR GUYS THAT PREFER YOUNGER WOMEN !!!

A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the dining room table:

"To my dear wife, you will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please do not be upset- I shall be home before midnight."

When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:

"My dear husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would also like to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old. As a successful business man who has excellent knowledge of math, you will understand although it may appear that we are in the same situation, there is one mathematical diffrence- 18 goes into 54 a lot more times that 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow."

[Kokingz]

ROFL sorry for the short post there just is nothin else to say
awesome...