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« on: December 01, 2009, 06:00:16 PM »

Its been a bit so I figured I'd add a little something extra.

Kinds Of Sex
 Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
* This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex
* This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you."

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.
* Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.
* This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.
* You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.

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« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2009, 09:49:04 PM »

3rd kind describes me now...  Roll Eyes

lol @ 5+ kinds
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« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2009, 11:22:47 PM »

i think the religious one is the best
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« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2009, 04:33:13 AM »

lol... i would hardly call it the best.

you know you're the religious kind when you make a stupid suggestion like that.  Grin
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« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2009, 06:10:36 AM »

First, something a bit funny:

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelt the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to go away and let him get some sleep. However, the bats persisted until finally he gave in.
"OK, follow me," he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.
"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.
"Yes, yes, yes!" the bats all screamed in a hungry frenzy.
"Good," said the first bat tiredly, "Because I didn't!"

And now for something a bit creepy:
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« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2009, 05:35:48 PM »

AWESOME  Grin
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« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2009, 01:13:09 PM »

cool

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« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2009, 12:58:11 AM »

Cool...I wonder what kind of games....
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